The adventures of johnnyboy

Johnny johnny yes papa
eating sugar no papa
telling lies no papa
open up your mouth
hahaha

Somehow my son's favourite riddle is the name of this blog, ironic isn't it?

Johnny boy was never a massage, sex or a handjob addict, he liked the occasional girly bar but he reached a point that he was too annoyed with girly bar hostess, money grabbing bitches he thought, though they weren't even half as bad as the south east Asian ones though, it was a minor occasional visit to the girly bars, however johnny never got addicted to these women, girly bars were just a one off thing u put a brush when u are horny, but he was never crazy about them, their slang annoyed him.

Johnny never had a sex addiction, even when his ex broke up with him, johnny never developed a sex addiction and was just not one of those people who loved sex, he wanked about different women but most of the time about his ex, johnny just wasn't a guy who liked sex.

Some time after his breakup johnny boy finally got attached, johnny boy loved his innocent looking wife and knew he was the one for her, he had the occasional girly bar fling, but it would only be limited to a blow job, tit sucking. Johnny boy was a man for tits, he loved the big ones. Just the feeling of sucking a monstrous size tit was a turn on, once he sucked a hostess tit so much it bled.
The notoriety of Johnny f-ing boy.

Johnny only discovered his addiction years later and this was an addiction brought about by a colleague in a romantic city in Europe. Johnny boy became a massage parlour addict, johnny boy was introduced to dirty body to body massages.

Now johnny had the occasional handjobs, but he thought it was a waste of time and barely did it.
But after that one time in tis romantic city in Europe where he was introduced to body to body massages he became hooked.

B2B massages are fucking addictive, the woman's tit on his dick, its not something u ask your wife for. its jus an adrenaline rush every time that johnny boy had a female tit rubbing on his dick, how do u cure such an addiction?

It took jus one time for a life long addiction to begin, and johnny boy had just signed his life away to massage parlours all over the world. Massage parlours with their women are addictive as johnny boy was to learn to his cost, expensive and addictive, it was a miserable life just thinking about it but not doing it.

And massage parlours brought much grief and happiness to johnny, is it an oxymoron? you tell  johnny. As time went on, johnny got tired of this debauchery, the thought of dirty massages started making johnny guilty.


Johnny is a married man, and he loved his wife. He became a father and fell in love with his daughter. Johnny eventually stopped body to body massages where the woman's tit rubbed on his dick, the guilt was eating him alive and probably reduced days from his life span.


Johnny suddenly felt that he was having a thirst for a scandal, what kind of a scandal? A dangerous one. A friend of johnny a psychic, told him that he felt that the sexual chemistry with a close friend of johnny and johnny would be great.



Johnny didn't think that this harmless little remark would turn into a obsession but it did, johnny started wanking off about marie, marie was a bit of a tomboy who had a son, and johnny despised
marie's husband who was a wanker, but johnny's judgement on marie's husband was probably biased cos johnny wanted sexual liasons with marie, johnny never acted on it, but he wanked off about marie a lot.


Many times, they were close friends. Even soul mates if u would, they both had been there for each other close to 2 decades. But never had johnny boy looked at marie in such a way until johnny's psychic friend had suggested the thought to johnny.


See the power of a suggestion, it had the power to mess johnny up so badly. The power of the mind that's how much auto suggestion or just a remark can mess u up so badly, Johnny wanked off about marie for years, he dreamt of a scenario of the 2 of them alone in a club, and he getting marie all drunk and they doing it in marie's home.


johnny boy dreamt of a scenario where marie had discovered what a douche her husband was and she had left him for good and that in this scenario marie had the whole house to her and she n johnny did the dirty after a night of clubbing.


See the power of a mind, the power of johnny's mind especially, Johnny once went drinking with marie and a few friends, and after a while it was jus johnny and marie, johnny took marie for a walk and they were both slight intoxicated.


Intoxication is the best time for a conversation with anybody, johnny had a heart to heart talk with marie. He didn't want to let his guard down and tell marie that he had sexual feelings for her, but the thought of having a scandal with marie made his dull life exciting.


The truth is one u are in your 40s, life is all about making money, paying the bills, wife and the kids.
Friends are a thing of the past, johnny was fuelled by the thought of a scandal, it made his life more exciting. Johnny was a love addict, he loved the feeling of romance, sexual tension.


Its not about sex, and in due time johnny boy's B2b massages turned more into handjobs which made him feel less guilty but also less heavy on the wallet too. The truth Is all massages in the part of Europe that Johnny was in were expensive, the cost of living in a 1st world nation.

Back to marie and johnny, marie was feeling down and johnny felt so tempted to kiss her, hug her and maybe fondle her breasts, but he didn't. He had a gut feeling that marie wanted him too, but johnny feared the reprecussions.

a twenty year friendship is not something u order on ebay, it takes time and not many pple have friendships that last that long. Johnny didn't attempt to seduce marie, he eventually dropped her home and gave her a kiss on the cheek and left.

It was a landmark decision in johnny boys sad dull life, whats a life where money doesn't excite u. But only sex and scandals do? That was what johnny's life had turned into. Johnny wanked off very often about marie, he wanted the thought of e scandal, jus something to excite him.


How unremarkable was johnny's life when a scandal was the one thing he looked forward too.







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